Sunday, February 24, 2013

The perfect girl-athlete or a girl who fucks it and is awesome

So me and one of my buddies were driving the other day and we were talking about different chicks and what not and something interesting came up about what type of  chick becomes wifey material. He got me thinking when he said this one chick hit that status because she was a former athlete so there was no chance of her getting out of shape. After some time thinking however was ehhh, fuck that noise there are 10 other things I would rather a chick have instead :

1. Not being a total cunt, and annoying all the time 
2. Be able to party, want to party and can keep somewhat up with my bros 
3. never takes anything too seriously 
4. spontaneous down do whatever at any moment, any time
5. knows only a tidbid about sports but is not a total diehard (we know we know lot of people say this but chicks being really into sports is fucking annoying) 
6. has her own girlfriends and wants to have her time so I can chill with my bros 
7. Is a decent cook because I can't cook for my life 
8. down to smoke herb but not into crazy shit 
9.doesn't have to call and text all the time 
10. is down with crude humor, obscenities 

I think those trump having a chick be athletic, well everyone has preferences but those are mine think there pretty decent it is a decent list. Btw ( I am biased cause I'm totally out of shape as well) 

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