The perfect girl-athlete or a girl who fucks it and is awesome

So me and one of my buddies were driving the other day and we were talking about different chicks and what not and something interesting came up about what type of  chick becomes wifey material. He got me thinking when he said this one chick hit that status because she was a former athlete so there was no chance of her getting out of shape. After some time thinking however was ehhh, fuck that noise there are 10 other things I would rather a chick have instead :

1. Not being a total cunt, and annoying all the time 

2. Be able to party, want to party and can keep somewhat up with my bros 

3. never takes anything too seriously 

4. spontaneous down do whatever at any moment, any time

5. knows only a tidbid about sports but is not a total diehard (we know we know lot of people say this but chicks being really into sports is fucking annoying) 

6. has her own girlfriends and wants to have her time so I can chill with my bros 

7. Is a decent cook because I can't cook for my life 

8. down to smoke herb but not into crazy shit 

9.doesn't have to call and text all the time 

10. is down with crude humor, obscenities 

I think those trump having a chick be athletic, well everyone has preferences but those are mine think there pretty decent it is a decent list. Btw ( I am biased cause I'm totally out of shape as well) 

Fucking problem is golden, maybe a timeless bro anthem

• Rap music is straight hit or miss with me. I like all kinds of music but some rap songs are just plain garbage. But fucking problem is not just a song, but a modern day bro anthem for generation Y. I have literally listened to the song 4096560607 times and it has still not gotten old. Who knows in a few weeks I might get tired of it but until then I'm killing that repeat button. 
• By the way , you know this would have been sterling and drapers jam, two of TV's great Bro's in Mad Men love bad bitches and thats totally their fucking problem 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-bEeLFPCQ - fucking problem link

lets gooooooo

Whats good bros I basically started this blog to give my fucked up  take on sports, pop culture, music, and girls. You might Hate or love it but god damn I'm bringing the noise.